Shopping Cart

Let Us Take The Puzzle Outta The Purchase?
"It Just Couldn't Be Easier!"

For your ease of purchase, we installed a Shopping Cart on certain of our product pages. Ya can't buy everything through Compoz-A-Puzzle Inc., but ya can buy any jigsaw puzzles we make that way. In case ya didn't get that far yet, Mr. Pieces claims that Compoz-A-Puzzle^® jigsaw puzzles, Adrawables™ "color-in" jigsaw puzzles, computer printable jigsaw Puzzle Clonzz^®and Puzzled Eggs™ jigsaw puzzles are . . . "The best things since sliced bread!" This is one of those momentous occasions when Scrooples, himself, has come, wholeheartedly, to the defense, of his humble adversary, Mr. Pieces.

The Shopping Cart is really not very hard ta use. In fact, if Mr. Pieces can do it, anyone can do it. The first step for you site novices might very well be to access our pricing page (check out our "Start Here!" icon button at page bottom), where you have the ability to predetermine the style, size and price of the jigsaw puzzles in which you have an interest. Once you ascertain a jigsaw puzzle of interest, ya know . . . one worth pursuing (one yu'd drop some coin on), just click on the blue "letter code" button (look in the left column . . . e.g. A, B, C etc.). Now, once yu'r on the page that shows ya the lineart and other purchase options, adjust the amount reflected in the quantity box (use the drop-down menu if a jigsaw puzzle color other than white is offered, and ya want it), then hit the obnoxiously contrived "Add to Cart" bar that says anything but "Add to Cart"! (Of course, we hope that you first conned a bank into issuing a credit card to you that works, before you came to us.) A screen acknowledging your purchase pops up and gives you certain choices. At this point, ya can verify the purchase that ya made, what ya ordered, ya know . . . the right product and the appropriate quantity. If ya screwed up, ya can change the parameters (Pardon the big word, but we don't want ya ta change squat.) of the purchase. If ya want more, however, then by all means, make the adjustment. Ya can add, delete, update, empty the cart, send the order to us (bless yer little heart), or check out other nifty jigsaw puzzles that might catch yur fancy . . . by using the "Click Here to Continue" button. So, make sure your index finger is up and ready for the challenge. (Don't get it caught in any mouse traps . . . Ha, ha!) Take the plunge . . . and see how easy we can be! For more direct instructions, in the Queens English, click here!

We'll give ya 24 hours . . . and by then . . . we expect ta see the order. If ya decide ya don't like our jigsaw puzzles, call our toll free number (we're sure ya can find it if ya look hard enough) and we'll recommend the nearest psychiatrist. Putting all the joking aside folks, please realize that we would do much better if we weren't so introverted!

So . . . START HERE . . . no, No, NO . . .